My understanding of Life as of now, it is 11:30pm 2009 Oct. 27th. right here in my parents house in Aikawa, Sado, Niigata, Japan

What is life?
I want to become able to express my answer to the question in any way that any one of you can understand, someday. That means I do not have the ability to do so right now. I'm going to do my best though. I'd appreciate your understanding and patience.
Thank you.

Life is incomprehensible
nonjudgeable
can not be judged
can not be compared
can not be measured
can not be understood
has no rule
random
chaos
can be simple
can be complicated
can be hard
can be easy
can be happy
can be sad
can be stopped
can be unconscious
can be felt
can not be felt
to be touched
to be smelled
to be heard
to be seen
to be accepted
acceptance
tolerance
patience
training
invincible
Comfortable
Love
Thankfulness
Beauty
Nature
Feeling
Desire
Rationality
Instinct
Body
Mind
Always moving
1
氣
Infinite
Free
Completely relaxed
Completely soft
Warm
Fun
Exciting
Calm
Free
Pure
Sweet
Soft
Smooth
Gift
Ball-like shape
Energy
Giving
Caring
Realizing
Existence
Heat
Senses
Art
Science
Liberty
Amazing
Great
Chance
Co-existence
Smile
Happiness
Hope
Light
Fear-free
Worry-free

Opposite of life is death
death is static
death is 0(zero)
death is hopeless

I have life.